maria-benedict:

dining @ the members club @ Tate Modern & look who I bump into… #sherlockholmes #benedictcumberbatch
source : http://iconosquare.com/p/813743827587298282_324350123


He looks so fucking cute here! I need to meet him and embrace his beauty! He looks so young with his new haircut!!!

maria-benedict:

dining @ the members club @ Tate Modern & look who I bump into… #sherlockholmes #benedictcumberbatch

source : http://iconosquare.com/p/813743827587298282_324350123

He looks so fucking cute here! I need to meet him and embrace his beauty! He looks so young with his new haircut!!!

1,865 notes

ultrafacts:

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Omg that moment you realise your a koala bear! Fucking cool!!!

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Omg that moment you realise your a koala bear! Fucking cool!!!

7,569 notes

cumbercheekstoner:

Benedict, STOP!


Why can’t I marry him! A lifetime with that face would be heaven!

cumbercheekstoner:

Benedict, STOP!

Why can’t I marry him! A lifetime with that face would be heaven!

3,979 notes

sherlockspeare:

(X)

Omg! Rude rude rude!!! Benedict stepping in and defending his friend! Why do people think it’s ok to say shit like that to women? Baffling!

274,270 notes

cumberbum:

Cleaner version of the Jason Bell photo. [x]


I literally stopped breathing for like 10 seconds! The beauty! THE FUCKING BEAUTY!!!

cumberbum:

Cleaner version of the Jason Bell photo. [x]

I literally stopped breathing for like 10 seconds! The beauty! THE FUCKING BEAUTY!!!

5,883 notes

porpoise-jockey:

Probably loads of people have posted this but I’ve just seen it and I couldn’t find it on here and holy fuck I’m crying it’s too adorable


I adore this, it makes me smile!

porpoise-jockey:

Probably loads of people have posted this but I’ve just seen it and I couldn’t find it on here and holy fuck I’m crying it’s too adorable

I adore this, it makes me smile!

98 notes

(x)

Look how beautiful he looks in this! He is workin’ those glasses!

(Source: benedictdaily)

15,123 notes

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

I don’t understand how this is happening?

putahilton:

gay sex is so weird

I don’t understand how this is happening?

(Source: omg-humor)

61,465 notes

nixxie-fic:

Benedict Cumberbatch & Eddie Redmayne having a moment together at Tiff at the Variety at Holt Renfrew photo studio today - (x)
'In one of the sweetest moments of the morning, the two greeted each other with big (very manly, we assure you) hugs, Redmayne actually bounding across the room when he saw his fellow Brit was in the house. While Benedict sipped on a Fiji water, the two then proceeded to have a proper chinwag, joined by Redmayne’s fiance.'


I want be be embraced by Benedict like that! Hand on my neck …….*shivers at the thought*

nixxie-fic:

Benedict Cumberbatch & Eddie Redmayne having a moment together at Tiff at the Variety at Holt Renfrew photo studio today - (x)

'In one of the sweetest moments of the morning, the two greeted each other with big (very manly, we assure you) hugs, Redmayne actually bounding across the room when he saw his fellow Brit was in the house. While Benedict sipped on a Fiji water, the two then proceeded to have a proper chinwag, joined by Redmayne’s fiance.'

I want be be embraced by Benedict like that! Hand on my neck …….*shivers at the thought*

370 notes

johnlockfanficrecs:

There’s a mixture of fake relationship fics with a couple of marriage of convenience thrown in. This was requested by shazzaholmes. It will be added to as new fics are discovered. [22 fics]

A Case of Identity by jkay1980 [AO3] 91k, teen  - John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought.
Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy [AO3] 30k, explicit  - “You love your mother, Sherlock?” John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”
Covert by Megg33k [AO3] 15k, explicit - Sherlock and John go undercover at a gay bar.
A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 [AO3] 81k, explicit - They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
A Kiss and a Cuddle Should be Sufficient by Evenlodes Friend [fanfiction.net] 7.5k, explicit -Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand.
Once More, With Feeling by redcarrigan [AO3] 21k, teen - To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox [fanfiction.net] 3k, general - Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
A Silver Sixpence by _doodle [LJ] 16k, explicit  - “We need to get married,” Sherlock announced loudly as he came into the living room, waking John from his nap.
That Partitioning of the Things of Youth by wearitcounts [AO3] 35k, explicit  - Victor Trevor is in town, and nobody’s happy.
The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst [AO3] 47k, teen - Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock’s faked death and return.
Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets [AO3] 11k, explicit - “It’s a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It’s all in their incredibly dull brochure.”
A Contest of Wills - JanecShannon [AO3] 3.1k, teen - Mrs. Turner’s married ones decided to renew thier vows. The problem? John shares a wall with their bedroom and they are being very… enthusiastic… about the reawakening of thier passion. Sherlock decides to give them a taste of their own medicine.
The Newlywed Game by patternofdefiance [AO3] 9k, explicit - What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game. Of course it’s for a case. Of course it doesn’t stay that way.
A Marriage of Convenience by Phuchka [AO3] 43k, explicit -       You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of The Honourable Sherlock Holmes, Alpha, younger brother of the Earl of Sherrinford     with Mr. John Watson, Omega, son of Mr. Howard Watson, chairman of the City Bankers Guild. (mpreg)
Declarations of Mutual Devotion by waketosleep [AO3] 2k, teen - “We should really get married.” John stared at the red mark on his wrist. “I’m sorry, what?
The Troubles Of Marriage Counselling by starjenni [LJ] 2.5k, teen  - Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures.
Bells Are Ringing by Basingstoke [AO3] 1.3k, teen - “Oh bloody fucking DAMN!” Sherlock shouted, apropos of nothing. John nearly dropped his tea. John turned and found Sherlock shaking his passport. “Mycroft made me French.”
Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 [fanfiction.net] 27k, explicit - Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock’s family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play ‘Boyfriend’ thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party?
Disguises are always a self-portrait by yellowteapots [AO3] 6.2k, not rated - Sherlock drummed his fingers on the arm rest irritably. “We might as well get our stories straight. Homosexuals, even alleged ones, tend to be more personal than heterosexual couples. ” They were headed to a Pride Fest for a case-triple suicide/murder- which, of course mean they had to pretend to be couple.
There’s Not A Place On Earth I’d Rather Be Than Here by EverdeenFrayPotter [AO3] 6.1k, teen - Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to a ball, to provide suitable evidence to convict a killer. There’s dancing, and kissing, and something about a murder.
The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth by stickleworting [AO3] 28k, explicit - He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that. (no mpreg)
John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by earlgreytea68 [AO3] 53k, mature - It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.


Needed this

johnlockfanficrecs:

There’s a mixture of fake relationship fics with a couple of marriage of convenience thrown in. This was requested by shazzaholmes. It will be added to as new fics are discovered. [22 fics]

  • A Case of Identity by jkay1980 [AO3] 91k, teen - John and Sherlock have succeeded in rebuilding their friendship after Sherlock’s fake suicide, but an unusual case puts their relationship to the test. They pretend to be engaged and attend a marriage counseling workshop. Under the pretext of the case, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction, and John finally learns he might like Sherlock more than he thought.
  • Hitting the Water at Sixty Miles an Hour by what_alchemy [AO330k, explicit  - “You love your mother, Sherlock?” John watched the muscles in Sherlock’s jaw jump. He nodded in one sharp jerk. “Then we’re going to her party and making her happy.” John let out a resigned sigh. “As a ruddy couple, you bastard.”
  • Covert by Megg33k [AO315k, explicit - Sherlock and John go undercover at a gay bar.
  • A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 [AO3] 81k, explicit - They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
  • A Kiss and a Cuddle Should be Sufficient by Evenlodes Friend [fanfiction.net] 7.5k, explicit -Going undercover, Sherlock and John pursue a vicious killer to a gay group sex party. Not unexpectedly, things get a little out of hand.
  • Once More, With Feeling by redcarrigan [AO3] 21k, teen - To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.
  • A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox [fanfiction.net] 3k, general - Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
  • A Silver Sixpence by _doodle [LJ] 16k, explicit - “We need to get married,” Sherlock announced loudly as he came into the living room, waking John from his nap.
  • That Partitioning of the Things of Youth by wearitcounts [AO3] 35k, explicit - Victor Trevor is in town, and nobody’s happy.
  • The Norwood Love Builders by flawedamythyst [AO347k, teen - Sherlock and John go undercover to solve the murder of Joanna Oldacre, but things are complicated by the many feelings John has been repressing in the wake of Sherlock’s faked death and return.
  • Rainbow Hearts Retreat by PajamaSecrets [AO3] 11k, explicit - It’s a same-sex couples retreat. For those experiencing troubles in their relationship. Consists of group and couples therapy as well as encouraging socialization between the couples. It’s all in their incredibly dull brochure.”
  • A Contest of Wills - JanecShannon [AO33.1k, teen - Mrs. Turner’s married ones decided to renew thier vows. The problem? John shares a wall with their bedroom and they are being very… enthusiastic… about the reawakening of thier passion. Sherlock decides to give them a taste of their own medicine.
  • The Newlywed Game by patternofdefiance [AO3] 9k, explicit - What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game. Of course it’s for a case. Of course it doesn’t stay that way.
  • A Marriage of Convenience by Phuchka [AO343k, explicit -       You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of The Honourable Sherlock Holmes, Alpha, younger brother of the Earl of Sherrinford     with Mr. John Watson, Omega, son of Mr. Howard Watson, chairman of the City Bankers Guild. (mpreg)
  • Declarations of Mutual Devotion by waketosleep [AO3] 2k, teen - “We should really get married.” John stared at the red mark on his wrist. “I’m sorry, what?
  • The Troubles Of Marriage Counselling by starjenni [LJ] 2.5k, teen - Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures.
  • Bells Are Ringing by Basingstoke [AO3] 1.3k, teen - “Oh bloody fucking DAMN!” Sherlock shouted, apropos of nothing. John nearly dropped his tea. John turned and found Sherlock shaking his passport. “Mycroft made me French.”
  • Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 [fanfiction.net] 27k, explicit - Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock’s family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play ‘Boyfriend’ thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party?
  • Disguises are always a self-portrait by yellowteapots [AO3] 6.2k, not rated - Sherlock drummed his fingers on the arm rest irritably. “We might as well get our stories straight. Homosexuals, even alleged ones, tend to be more personal than heterosexual couples. ” They were headed to a Pride Fest for a case-triple suicide/murder- which, of course mean they had to pretend to be couple.
  • There’s Not A Place On Earth I’d Rather Be Than Here by EverdeenFrayPotter [AO3] 6.1k, teen - Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to a ball, to provide suitable evidence to convict a killer. There’s dancing, and kissing, and something about a murder.
  • The Pretence of an Unacknowledged Truth by stickleworting [AO3] 28k, explicit - He’s decided to just be himself, cliché as it sounds. The lie about being Sherlock’s mate will be difficult enough to keep up, he’s not going to think up more of a charade regarding himself on top of that. (no mpreg)
  • John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by earlgreytea68 [AO3] 53k, mature - It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.

Needed this

1,866 notes

thetaoofzoe:

sherlock-undercover:

The chest game is strong. [x]

He practiced this move along with the ‘removing the glasses in the sexiest way possible’ move. 

Why is he doing this to me??

1,535 notes

nonymoose:

riveralwaysknew:

"In short the two people who love you most in all this world."

You can see the very moment John registers that Sherlock just told him that he loved him. 

those are tears in his eyes

bye

Staaapp

55,201 notes

cumbermuffin:

super-cumbercookie:

Things that I want the deleted scene to be:

-The gay bar scene

-Sherlock teaching John to dance

-The gay bar scene

-John and Sherlock interacting at least semi-happily

-The gay bar scene.

Things that the deleted scene will be:

-John riding his bike

I fucking swear

When is this shit coming out on DVD! I have a mighty need for everything listed above!

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